Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Making money with phone services

So here is some of my thoughts on the idea of making/mixing phone calls. You know when you call a support number they help you fix you computer problem plus help you get your rocks off depending on your fetish.

Example:

Press 1 if you would like to be verbaly abused...
Press 2 to have your computer connection fixed by a blonde goddess (when if fact it is a red heading fag answering the phone....LOL)

You get the idea...

Think about it. When you call in and you don't have a connection. Instead of getting the borring answer of "please turn off your computer and remove power from your router and cable modem". You would hear something like, "turn off your computer you dirty boy, and so that i can get really hot remove the power from the router and cable modem. Do it bitch. Make it nice for daddy..." I could talk like that all night, it would rock. Not only would the agents on the phone have fun but think of the customers...that is customer service right there...

And if the company was smart they could sell this as an extra service for like an extra $5 bucks a month, like everything else is in the world. "only $5 more dollars a month and you too can have shitty service"

I will have to give this more thought and some more examples because i think that i can redesign the call center world.

There are sick fucks in the world that would love this shit. I know a few that would call just to call. And even if you aren't into this shit think how much fun it would be to call this anyway and make that long hold time worth while. I'd love it. I'm getting to many ideas at once about this...

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