The life and times of the modern customer...

I"m glad that customers haven't changed since i was last on the phone. Because if they had then this would be very boring. They are so much fun, if you look for it.

My favorite customer tonight was Wet Wang, at least that is what we called him and i will call him so i don't get in trouble for talking about a real customer. He wasn't that funny but his name was wonderful. All i could think of was my saying, "get your dick out of your ear", but using him, "get your wet wang out of your ear.

The rest of the customers are all the same you have to ones that are way to important to waist time calling and we should make sure that nothing ever happens to their computer. The impatient custs that want it done if 5 sec, the bitch, the bastard, and of course the retard. I always love when the customer says, "i don't understand computers that well". All i can think of i wish that i had thousands of dollars and over $50 a month just to blow on something that i know nothing about and can't use...cut and paste...how are is that fucking concept. Some of these customers should have a computers test and if they fail they should have to donate all the money that they would spend on computer equipment and service to someone or something. I don't care where the money goes at this point just that they can't have it, the dumb bastards.

Then as i sit and listen to more calls. I love to hear the people hit on agents they are talking to. You know it is kind of like all companys that offer tech support should have a feature that the customer can give a credit card number and make it a sex chat that fixes your computer all at the same time. HMMM...phone sex/tech support...I think that there is a market for that...I think that i will have to think about this more and get this idea rolling...could be worth millions...